The State Vs the Dancing Dentist
JUDGE....Mark Sargent
D.A.....Cary Silberman
DEFENDANT....Diana Brown
DEFENSE ATTORNEY....Glenn Havlan
WITNESS ONE....Barry Weir
WITNESS TWO....Howard Stone
Final Verdict:
Dentist dances to new beat
Defense Wins!
February 1
The Telephone Psychic Vs the Pool Boy
JUDGE.....Glenn Havlan
BAILIFF....Howard Stone
PLAINTIFF....Barry Weir
DEFENDANT....Anne Marks (special guest)
PLAINTIFF ATTORNEY...'Drew Todd
DEFENSE ATTORNEY....Mark Sargent
WITNESS ONE....Cary Silberman
WITNESS TWO...Diana Brown
Final Verdict:
Psychic Never Sees it Coming
Defense Wins!
January 27
The President of the United States
Vs The CEO of an upstart internet company
JUDGE....'Drew Todd
BAILLIF....Diana Brown
PLAINTIFF...Glenn Havlan
DEFENDANT....Cary Silberman
PLAINTIFF ATTORNEY....Mark Sargent
DEFENSE ATTORNEY....Howard Stone
WITNESS ONE....Barry Weir
WITNESS TWO....Jason Scott
Final Verdict:
President gets Whipped
Defense Wins!
PAST 1999 CASES
(incomplete due to strike)
September 1, 1999
The Janitor Vs the Prostitute
JUDGE...Barry Weir
BAILIFF...'Drew Todd
PLAINTIFF...Diana Brown
DEFENDANT...Mark Sargent
PLAINTIFF ATTORNEY...Howard Stone
DEFENSE ATTORNEY...Jason Scott Buro
WITNESS ONE...Cary Silberman
WITNESS TWO...Glenn Havlan
FINAL VERDICT:
Hooker gets lucky.
Defense Wins
September 8, 1999
The Police Officer Vs The Diving Instructor
JUDGE...Glenn Havlan
PLAINTIFF...Jason Scott Buro
DEFENDANT...'Drew Todd
PLAINTIFF ATTORNEY...Cary Silberman
DEFENSE ATTORNEY...Diana Brown
WITNESS ONE...Barry Weir
WITNESS TWO...Howard Stone
FINAL VERDICT:
Officer takes a dive.
Defense wins.
SEPTEMBER 15, 1999
The Weaver Vs The Dentist
JUDGE...Barry Weir
PLAINTIFF...Howard Stone
DEFENDANT...'Drew Todd
PLAINTIFF ATTORNEY...Diana Brown
DEFENSE ATTORNEY...Mark Sargent
WITNESS ONE...Glenn Havlan
WITNESS TWO...Ann Marks (Special Guest)
FINAL VERDICT:
Dentist pays through the teeth
Plaintiff wins
SEPTEMBER 22, 1999
The Taxidermist Vs The Stripping/Gynecologist
JUDGE....Glenn Havlan
BAILIFF...Jason Scott Buro
PLAINTIFF...'Drew Todd
DEFENDANT...Mark Sargent
PLAINTIFF ATTORNEY...Cary Silberman
DEFENSE ATTORNEY...Diana Brown
WITNESS ONE...Howard Stone
WITNESS TWO...Barry Weir
FINAL VERDICT:
Dr. Stripper gets all the stuff
Defense Wins
SEPTEMBER 29, 1999
The School Teacher Vs The Matador
JUDGE...Howard Stone
BAILIFF...Glenn Havlan
PLAINTIFF...Mark Sargent
DEFENDANT...Diana Brown
PLAINTIFF ATTORNEY...Barry Weir
DEFENSE ATTORNEY...Cary Silberman
WITNESS ONE...Jason Scott Buro
WITNESS TWO...'Drew Todd
FINAL VERDICT:
Teacher catches no bull
Defense Wins
OCTOBER 6th, 1999
The Undertaker Vs The Trucker
JUDGE...Diana Brown
BAILIFF...'Drew Todd
PLAINTIFF...Cary Silberman
DEFENDANT...Mark Sargent
PLAINTIFF ATTORNEY...Howard Stone
DEFENSE ATTORNEY...Jason Scott Buro
WITNESS ONE...Glenn Havlan
WITNESS TWO...Barry Weir
FINAL VERDICT:
Mr Potato Head Keeps on Truckin'!
Defense wins